I feel honored
It’s Teruteru’s birthday and here’s a cake for him. Happy birthday, lil’ bugger.
PS. It’s also the release date of SDR2 English localisation. Huzzah.
what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say…
WHAT IS HAPPENING ON MY MOBILE
“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
You know you sang it in your head.
I sang it in my head holy shit
how long did this take
How can you not know that and sing it in your head??
how did this happen
STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW! DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. EVERY SINGLE YEAR I WAIT FOR THIS MOMENT. THE MOMENT WHEN FRANKENBERRY AND BOOBERRY APPEAR IN THE CEREAL AISLE. THIS YEAR THESE FUCKERS GOT SNEAKY AND PUT IT UP IN THE SEASONAL AISLE. BUT FUCK YOU I FOUND THEM. YOU MAY THINK THAT THIS IS JUST YOUR REGULAR HOLIDAY CEREAL BUT ITS FUCKING NOT YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE THIS IS A CHANGE OF FATE THIS IS THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST MEL GIBSON WINNING AWARDS IN MY FUCKING MOUTH. THIS CEREAL CURED MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION BECAUSE I POP YHE HUGEST BONER WHENEVER I SEE THIS SHIT. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TECHNICOLOR DIARRHEA I HAVE AFTER EATING MY SIXTH CONSECUTIVE BOWL OF THIS GLORIOUS NOURISHMENT. THIS IS A GIFT FROM GOD HIM/HERSELF. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
Fun fact about me : the first guy I ever had a crush on was named Hans.
i cant breathe
MAD Magazine recreates Norman Rockwell’s famous 1958 painting ‘The Runaway’
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
i dunno man, i dunno.
ThERDes a a KIDS PBOP VERdioN OF FeeL gPopd INC?,??
I fOt twelve SECONDS IN NADN IM CRYING